Clearly this talent would have won the competition (it it is indeed, an actual competition).

Unlike the cat, I am truly astounded by the hula hoop rotations. Just marvellous :)

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haha! Thank you, you flatter me. It's just a matter of getting the right sized and weighted hoop, and then it's easy!!

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I am screaming!

Damn your cold! Oh. you were so missed yesterday.

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Awww Thanks! I want a full report of acts please!!

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This should be made into a dvd and given to all patients recovering from surgery. I suddenly feel energised!!
You are made of WIN!!

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That post was from me btw!

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LOL! Thanks! Glad that it made you feel energised. I was exhausted afterwards!!

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I need to show this to some friends. There was a hula dancer at Edie's luau, last Saturday, along with about 10 ukalelists! Actually, you two would've played off each other very well!

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I love Hula Dancers. I saw one a couple of weeks ago who can keep abut 10 hoops going. I'd love to be able to do that!

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Oh, she was a grass-skirt dancer, no hoop! She DID pop on an orangutan puppet, for, "I Wanna Be Like You!", though!

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I sometimes think we lead very similar lives!

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You poor thing!

I spent the day making roots for apple trees, and curls for a non-mermaid.


Oh, and I HOPE I have the Tin Man pattern figured out!

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I spent the day arguing that the images of Guinea pigs looked greasy, and that 3 of them would be too big to hide behind *THAT* Teddy bear, and actually *THAT* Teddy bear looked like he came from the £1 shop.

What's a non-mermaid?

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Guineapigs with hard coats look greasy, pretty much all the time! I used to have to pet-sit one named, Honey, when i was a kid.

This non-mermaid is the title character in, "Bluenose", the play I'm designing. She goes up against a crew of red-nosed pirates, and they philosophize for about an hour.

She is a sea-going woman, who utilizes mermaid technology, without being an actual mermaid, herself.... at least, that's MY take on it!

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I wanna utilizes mermaid technology! I wanna utilizes mermaid technology! I wanna utilizes mermaid technology!

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Go for it!

I'm sure the hula-hoop would go over big with a mermaid tail!

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That was amazing! A complete transformation! The hula hoop suits you! xc

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Why, thank you! The hoop is my new obsession, I really like it!

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You should pop to Crystal Palace and give the Right Nasty one some lessons.

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That lazy bitch has given up and sold the hoop to the Hayloid!

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That really cheered me up :). Those are some impressive hula skills!

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Why thank you kind lady!

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Oh Toby, that was amazing. What a shame you couldn't come. That might well have won it. Photos of your competitors soon to be on FB.

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I have just seem photos! It Looked amazing. What was your piano man act? It looked mental!

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My act was called Kay's Komedy Kavalcade and I did 3 things to a Henry Mancini track, The Dangler which was me dangling around from my dungaree straps, Piano Man- playing the piano, and The expectant mother, which was basically me sticking my belly out.

I've got photos to upload too so theres more to see.

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Can you link to those pics, puh-leeze?

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